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10:38pm April 18, 2014
angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

10:18pm April 18, 2014
10:15pm April 18, 2014

pricklylegs:

sirmicdoodle:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

doing this

Don`t do this when you`re shitfaced.

10:11pm April 18, 2014

iwontbelookingdown:

holy crap…. Alison is an extreme couponer… 

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i mean she has a binder of coupons… 

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and i mean look at that stockpile… 

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no wonder she has the $75grand to contribute, shes been saving hella money…

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i think its safe to say that shes the,

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10:06pm April 18, 2014
"This organism and derivative genetic material is restricted intellectual property."

That synthetic sequence - the barcode I told you about? It's a patent. We're property.
9:51pm April 18, 2014
9:46pm April 18, 2014

gallifrey-feels:

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

this just reminds me of all the times people have mistaken me for being jewish because they apparently can’t tell the difference between five and six points

8:55pm April 18, 2014
8:55pm April 18, 2014

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

8:33pm April 18, 2014

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

8:30pm April 18, 2014
elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

8:28pm April 18, 2014

kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

8:27pm April 18, 2014

onetobeamup:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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8:27pm April 18, 2014

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done