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Well, hi there. This is a dumb blog run by a dumb person. There's a list of stuff that will probably show up on here in the links. And I reblog whatever else I feel like. Especially puns. I love puns. Feel free to leave me a message or ask me something! -------------

themarsultor:

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

Everybody needs to step they game up I swear this shit goes so hard.

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

vinegod:

When my mom asks me about a test i took. by Jimmy Murrill

2 days ago15,069 plays

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

ruinedchildhood:

This makes me uncomfortable

ruinedchildhood:

This makes me uncomfortable

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.