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Well, hi there. This is a dumb blog run by a dumb person. There's a list of stuff that will probably show up on here in the links. And I reblog whatever else I feel like. Especially puns. I love puns. Feel free to leave me a message or ask me something! -------------

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

16 hours ago200,716 plays

feredir:

just the two of us

blackdove66:

thoroughlysherlocked:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

trueamericanenglish:

#molly hooper is the best companion #she wouldn’t even run off

“Molly, why are you still here?”

“You… you told me not to wander off.”

“Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them not to wander off, but they never actually listen. Are you sure you’re human?”

YES OH MY GOD YES I NEED MOLLY AS COMPANION.

I had no idea how much I needed that til now.

I WOULD WATCH THAT SO HARD.

GUYS. GUYS I THINK I JUST OFFICIALLY GOT WHOLOCKED.

imagine her telling the doctor

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imagine his face

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

seselapod:

shuckl:



IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

It means your neighbors kids are spoiled and rotten.

fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

seselapod:

shuckl:

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IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

It means your neighbors kids are spoiled and rotten.

Natalie Dormer and Katie McGrath do The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

1 day ago66,139 plays
outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

I will never be your friend
Life has always been worse than it seemed
I feel so sad, I just pretend
You’re so close, but so far away from me

1 day ago879 plays
harlequinpants:

I was getting frustrated with my actual work so I dug out an old sketch and slapped some color on it and then just kept going

harlequinpants:

I was getting frustrated with my actual work so I dug out an old sketch and slapped some color on it and then just kept going

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all